I'm on drugs 10-card pack

$15.00

These are for when you’re at an event like a music festival or a wedding and you are having a great time, you are kissing the universe, you understand, on a cellular level, that every human and every creature is part of a beautiful web but then: you spot your old boss striding toward you across the dance floor. Don’t worry. Just pull one of these out of your pocket, hand it over with a smile, and boogie away.

Front reads: “I’m afraid you’ve caught me in a moment of wild abandon.”

Back reads: “I’ve taken drugs and can’t talk right now. I hope you have a lovely day/night and that we meet again when I’ve regained access to language.”

Cards are 100% cotton and sold in packs of 10, nestled snugly into a petite envelope.

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These are for when you’re at an event like a music festival or a wedding and you are having a great time, you are kissing the universe, you understand, on a cellular level, that every human and every creature is part of a beautiful web but then: you spot your old boss striding toward you across the dance floor. Don’t worry. Just pull one of these out of your pocket, hand it over with a smile, and boogie away.

Front reads: “I’m afraid you’ve caught me in a moment of wild abandon.”

Back reads: “I’ve taken drugs and can’t talk right now. I hope you have a lovely day/night and that we meet again when I’ve regained access to language.”

Cards are 100% cotton and sold in packs of 10, nestled snugly into a petite envelope.

These are for when you’re at an event like a music festival or a wedding and you are having a great time, you are kissing the universe, you understand, on a cellular level, that every human and every creature is part of a beautiful web but then: you spot your old boss striding toward you across the dance floor. Don’t worry. Just pull one of these out of your pocket, hand it over with a smile, and boogie away.

Front reads: “I’m afraid you’ve caught me in a moment of wild abandon.”

Back reads: “I’ve taken drugs and can’t talk right now. I hope you have a lovely day/night and that we meet again when I’ve regained access to language.”

Cards are 100% cotton and sold in packs of 10, nestled snugly into a petite envelope.

Breesa Culver is a writer, art monster, and big sister. Her primary interests are: intimacy, collaboration, doom, praxis, and the American Midwest. She will name your baby. She’s based in Oregon, but dreams of running away to Għawdex.